Talking to your parents on the phone
I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD
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(131,357 plays)@keithwoacrew
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- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
That little girl at the end is like fuck yes
I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol
“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy
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Me at 10:30 PM.
EVERY.
NIGHT.
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George R.R. Martin on writing women:
- Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
- George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
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sometimes i just
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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
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