May242013

illkim:

You have no idea what I’ve been through in my life. I had the ORIGINAL GameBoy Advance. That shit had no light and I had to find the perfectly lit room. You don’t know what I come from.

(Source: illkim, via kurobaby)

1AM

strawberrieharry:

thesulfurandthesea:

Talking to your parents on the phone

I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD



(Source: fuckyeahshuthefuckup, via kurobaby)

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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
1AM

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

(via whatmakesmeisntwhatmakesyou)

1AM
10knotes:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

10knotes:

“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy

(Source: nothingislinear, via whatmakesmeisntwhatmakesyou)

1AM
theclearlydope:

Me at 10:30 PM.
EVERY.
NIGHT. 

theclearlydope:

Me at 10:30 PM.

EVERY.

NIGHT. 

(Source: puglovinnn, via whatmakesmeisntwhatmakesyou)

May162013
12AM

George R.R. Martin on writing women:

  • Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
  • George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
12AM
12AM

anarcholiberalism:

mom….queer…i’m dad.

wait….fuck.

(Source: anarcheluxemburg, via theniceslytherin)

12AM

vriskasbby:

thriftstorewarfare:

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

that is stacy you uncultured swine

(Source: kyan-pepper, via theniceslytherin)

12AM

bevsi:

sometimes i just

(via theniceslytherin)

12AM

shsl-chef:

a-felicia-named-goat:

shsl-chef:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

image

what is this even supposed to mean

thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti

(via theniceslytherin)

12AM
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